Humor for Review
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In the interest of relief from sometimes challenging reference pieces in this text, you may wish to review the following questions taken from official court records nationwide. They were compiled by a client of the Salt Lake City law firm of Johnson & Hatch and distributed on the Internet.
Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You, too, were shot in the fracas?
A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.Q: Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A: No.
Q: What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A: Picking them up in the air.
Q: Where was the dog at this time?
A: Attached to the ears.Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies have been on dead people.Q: Mrs. Smith, you do believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
A: Four times.Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restrains on her not to go also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
A: Mr. Brooks. Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.